Firstly, they love the 'blue and twos', which I apparently got for a 5 minute trip across campus to the University hospital. Secondly they can't decide anything without my consent, as soon as I woke up they asked me whether I wanted any treatment, or just wanted to walk out of the hospital. Great to have someone make a conscious decision about their well being when they can't even tell you their mobile number (which I haven't learnt yet) or who the Vice President is (which I wouldn't know anyway) and kept getting their birth date wrong.
The long and the short of it is that at the moment their giving about the same level of care with a lot more faffing about and form filling, I hate to think what would have happened to me if I had got it all for free.